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February 28, 2006

Steve Buscemi makes movies, too

Click here to see the trailer to Lonesome Jim, the latest "comedic" directorial effort from Mr. Pink. Busecmi's actually pretty good, too- his last film Trees Lounge, was a sharp character study. Although the trailer kind of looks he saw Jersey Girl and went, "Hey, I could make this movie a THOUSAND time better- and I'll even keep the same girl!" Also, Norah Labiner fans take note: the homage to dead writers suggests Mr. Buscemi may love a certain Minneapolis-based genius.

February 27, 2006

From the "This is Fucking Ridiculous" Category

The internal logs of at least 40 touch-screen voting machines from Florida reveal that votes were time and date-stamped as cast two weeks before the 2004 election, sometimes in the middle of the night. Yeah, we know: while not surprising, still fairly appalling. Read about it here

February 24, 2006

Weekend Time

Have a good weekend. The Malachi Constant will be rocking out.

February 22, 2006

Exclamations!

Just noticed the repetition. We'll try to avoid that in the future.

Sleepless!

DON'T MISS the trailer for the new horror film Sleepless In Seattle!!! Starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan! It'll scare you silly!

February 21, 2006

The indie tits are back!

Little birds who talk about obscure bands and make stupid jokes. Good to have them back after a little hiatus.

And they're making fun of the Postal Service.

February 19, 2006

Did we mention yet...

that Veronica Mars is the greatest thing on television right now?!?!?! SO GOOD!!!!!! Talk about tightly plotted, well-written, and FUNNY! This show is basically everything the fucking O.C. WISHES it was. Do yourself a favor. Rent the DVDs of Season 1 and GET ON THE TRAIN. It's leaving the station people, and you will feel dumb if you pass it up now, and then later, when you see it and realize how amazing it is, you'll kick yourself for having passed on it at the time.

Also, there's a great dialogue on the City Pages site about the future of arthouse theaters, and the state of the filmgoing experience, that any true cineaste should check out.

February 17, 2006

Two Trailers today

First one is for a movie we're all pretty excited about, it's the new trailer for Linklater's upcoming A Scanner Darkly, which looks like it just might own you.

Second, we've got something you may have already seen, but we urge you to take another look. The thing is, trailers aren't movies. They're two completely different things. There've been great movies with piss-poor trailers, and vice-versa, so just get used to that fact. That being said, you may hate Tom Cruise, you might dislike action movies in general, but reall,y we would be shocked and think there was something wrong with you if you don't think that the trailer J.J. Abrams has put together for Mission: Impossible III is very, VERY well-done. Check it out.

February 16, 2006

For Those Who Care....

Important Post

Good times.

February 13, 2006

Wow. Delay.

We know, it's been too long. Sorry for the weekend delay. But in exchange, we present you with the trailer for Dave Chappelle's BLOCK PARTY!

Dunno if you saw his interview with Oprah or not, but our respect for the man has actually GROWN post-freakout. He sounds like he's extremely aware of the cultural issues he was coming up against- but this trailer basically just looks cool. And he got Michael Gondry to film it, which is also amazing.

February 09, 2006

Tegan and Sara are great.

Never heard them? Need proof? Here you go.

February 08, 2006

Wow.

Good ol' Diablo really outdid herself today. Click on the link, and treat yourself to her take on today's current celebrity couples. One of my favorites:

Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow: Technically, they're an un-couple as of this weekend. I'm betting his children spooked her away. Can you imagine being the stepmom to precious blonde Miracle Twins conceived using frozen spunk from Daddy's doomed scrotum? It would totally suck. Sheryl was probably like "Girls, could you pick up your Legos? I almost tripped just now." And the Miracle Twins were all "We don't have to pick up anything. We're Daddy's life-affirming spunkdumplings and you're just a Grammy-winning adult contemporary artist." You'd run too. Good luck, Sheryl.

Crispin Glover lovers, unite!

From today's Ain't It Cool News:

"In 2007 Robert Zemeckis is releasing his next film, an adaptation of BEOWULF that was scripted by Roger Avary and Neil Gaiman. The cast includes Crispin Glover as the monstrous Grendel (the first time Glover has reteamed with Zemeckis since all that bad blood surrounding BACK TO THE FUTURE 2), Ray Winstone as Beowulf, Angelina Jolie as the demonic mother of Grendel, Anthony Hopkins as the King being tormented by Grendel. Also in the cast is Brendan Gleeson, Alison Lohman, John Malkovich and Robin Wright Penn."

Click here for the full story.

February 06, 2006

In case you missed it...

The Beast list of the 50 Worst People of the year is really, really good. Example:

25. Paris Hilton

Charges: Won’t go away. A head so empty, the rails of coke that sustain her must dissipate in clouds around her ears; this residual high the only explanation anyone would come within five feet of her. Brainless, her spinal cord defies physics, like an Indian rope trick. Her Carl’s Jr. commercial, while an uninspired approximation of eroticism, was still hotter than her actual "sex" tape, in which she only made noise when she wasn’t screwing—that’s not hot. Squints inexplicably for photo ops, suggesting even minimal focus is beyond her. Her continued success as a celebrity famous for nothing, despite the eerie resemblance she bears to the inbred banjoist from Deliverance and a lack of talent so profound that others become duller as they approach her, indicates that something is fundamentally wrong with humanity.

It's a late-January posting here. Check it out.

it was only a matter of time.

This one is for Planetarium staffer Brunansky: Chewbacca has a blog.

Click here for Chewy's blog.

February 05, 2006

yikes.

That previous post is awful. You SEE what this party has done to our brain? It's reduced the mighty Planetarium to a goddamn diary blog. Tomorrow: back to no-nonsense links and info, enough of this day-to-day crap.

it's frustrating...

...to log in and have two hundred comments posted from someone named "sex thumbnails." They must have gotten made fun of ALL THE TIME growing up, probably in some town with a name like Hooterville.

So Planetarium threw a party last night. Apparently it was fairly successful, because we woke up today at around 4 pm with a pounding head and the sudden realization that we had somehow managed to drink EVERY beer in New York City the preceding evening. As well as some vodka. And whiskey. And at some point there may have been orange sherbert margaritas involved. Also, upon awakening it was discovered that on the computer desk there was a large hide-bound copy of T.S. Eliot's The Wasteland. We don't OWN a copy of The Wasteland. Unsettling? Perhaps a little. This was followed by five hours of minimal movement, save to get water refills, use the restroom, and get the various remotes needed in order to watch Veronica Mars (now on DVD!) from a comfortable position. It is extremely rare that we feel that thrashed from an evening of drinking. The best part of being old people now is that you feel quite justified whenever you have a hangover: "Not a kid any more!" et. al.......

Our lovely friend Melissa brought a present of a mix CD for us, with an amazing trajectory of songs from artists that usually annoy us (paging: The Mountain Goats) but whom Melissa has the incredible knack of somehow picking the one great track from each one of them and blending into a sublime aural experience. That last sentence should not be read with any irony, either, which is admittedly hard but w/r/t the whole sublime-experience hoohah we suggest at least giving it a good try. Planetarium's stupid people-reviews-humor piece was published in Canon magazine this past week, and as usual when anything is published of ours, this involves trying to pretend we are someone else whenever the topic arises. Tomorrow: more gym, more reading. Possibly a break for orange sherbert, which we have somehow developed a hankering for.

February 02, 2006

The "Abortion Is Icky" Crowd

Atrios has a nice little piece he wrote up yesterday about the shame-faced folks who always do a two-step on the abortion issue (paging Hillary Clinton):

Most people think abortion should be legal. There are people who firmly believe that to be true and but who also think that abortion is icky. So, if you give them any kind of out by asking questions such as "should abortion be legal in this circumstance? in this circumstance?" they'll tend to answer no on at least some of them.

I've had exchanges with quite a few people in the "abortion is icky" crowd. I sympathize with them, and they're certainly welcome to their moral beliefs on the subject, but I've also never understood just what they want other than bringing people like me around to their view. They're welcome to try to do that, but it's not clear just how "abortion is icky" translates into public policy.

You can read the rest of it here.

"There are those who think that the public policy it translates to involves caving in on those wedge issues the Right invents - fake scary names for abortion procedures, parental notification, chipping away at late term abortions generally, etc. - but I think that just involves a complete misunderstanding of the tactics the anti-abortion crowd is using. There are an infinite number of ways to chip away at abortion rights by trying to appeal to the "abortion is icky" crowd, providing an infinite number of test cases to send to the Supreme Court. It will never end. Chip chip chip. Usually lost in the debate about the fake "partial birth abortion" issue is that the reason it's unconstitutional is that there's no health exception. That's it. Republicans wouldn't vote for a version which included a health exception. So, how can any pro-choice person support signing on to such a thing just to appeal to the "abortion is icky" crowd, especially when the next plan to further restrict abortion rights will come out the following week.

The real issue is making the abortion icky understand in their hearts what they do understand intellectually - that the issue is simply who gets to make the decision. That's it. It's the same issue as with Schiavo. The question was not whether it was the right thing or the wrong thing to remove the feeding tube, the question was simply who had the right to make that choice. Even the abortion is icky crowd doesn't really want Bill Frist or Tom DeLay making that decision for them.

Again, I really don't know why we talk about this issue as if it is a political loser. It isn't. I think code phrases like "safe, legal, and rare" are quite fine for politicians to use as they throw a bone to the icky crowd, and I certainly don't expect politicians to adopt my "safe, legal, and rare just like appendectomies" modification, but running around saying "abortion is bad, bad, bad but it should be legal" will always lose to "abortion is bad, bad, bad, and it should be illegal" if that's how the debate is framed."

February 01, 2006

It begins.....

Courtesy of Redheat:

Good times.