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October 31, 2005

Okay, okay....

We've gotten a few shocked and appalled letters regarding the previous posting on the potential superiority of Freaks and Geeks to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So, let's be clear: obviously there's no way one season of Geeks can stand up to an untouchable seven-season run of brilliance on Buffy. That goes without saying. Also, we had just gotten into the groove of this show when that was posted. Upon careful reflection, it does not unseat the top spot, but damned if it doesn't come close by dint and sheer chutzpah. Geeks is really good. Like if The Wonder Years was made by geniuses and set in 1980. Yeah, that's it.

October 30, 2005

Better than Buffy??!?!

We never thought that sentence would appear on Planetarium.

But here we are, saying that this might actually be true. Shocking- nay, unbelievable- but possibly true. What on Earth could it be, you ask? What is this show that might actually contend with Buffy for the role of best TV show ever to exist on the face of God's green Earth? The answer is simple, my friends:
Freaks and Geeks.
This show has IT. It has that je nais c'est quois, that certain something that makes for truly great art. There's no better way to explain it, it's like the Matrix- no one can be told what it is, you have to experience it for yourself. So throw it on your Netflix queue, and reap the rewards.

October 25, 2005

a little Halloween suggestion

You know that good ol' Planetarium is always trying to help you out around the holidays, especially seeing as they can be real downers half the time. So this year, we thought we'd offer a film for your delectation, a saucy little 70's Italian expolitation romp that is oh-so-ingeniously titled....
Strip Nude For your Killer!!!
Yeah, it's pretty much the best name for a movie ever. Hell, We're thinking of changing our name to Strip Nude For your Killer-tarium. So if you're in the mood for something a little spooky this year, this film (let us again assure you that by no means is it a "good" film, though it IS a great film) will certainly do the trick.

Heating Up

Cheney Told Aide of C.I.A. Officer, Lawyers Report
From the NYT:
"Notes of the previously undisclosed conversation between Mr. Libby and Mr. Cheney on June 12, 2003, appear to differ from Mr. Libby's testimony to a federal grand jury that he initially learned about the C.I.A. officer, Valerie Wilson, from journalists, the lawyers said."

Apparently the White House Defense team is already planning to attack this by saying that little things like obstruction and perjury don't matter much when you're fighting a war on terror. You can almost hear Bill Clinton's testicles receding up into his body cavity at the irony of it all.

October 23, 2005

Jaunts.

So, first off, apologies for the posting absence. Planetarium was at a friend's wedding in Iowa, where the population of Irish-owned Mexican restaurants is a lot higher than you'd think it would be. This week does promise some exciting things, not the least of which will be Martha Stewart shitting out her own head, having been buried deep within her own ass since jailbreak, due to the satisfyingly miniscule ratings her TV show has gotten. Some NBC execs must be playing Rochambo to see who gets to fire her bitchy ass. Also, Fitzgerald is supposed to hand out some indictments like they were Halloween candy. Dope. And I know all Planetarium's Minneapolis-based readers are particularly excited for the release of Saw II.

October 17, 2005

Sufjan Stevens is lame.

People say you make good records, Sufjan, but seriously, grow some balls, dude.

"Crying in a van with your friends"? What, did someone kick you in your pussy?

R.I.P., X-Men Franchise

It was good while it lasted, though, wasn't it? X-Men 2 is still one of the best action movies of the last ten years. But it's over and dead, as dead as Sylvester Stallone's new magazine. Yes, despite such a wildly auspicious beginning, the new film will not only be directed by Brett "Red Dragon" Ratner, but they brought in a new writing team. Which team, you ask? The same geniuses who gave us Fantastic Four. Whoo boy, you can already smell the flop sweat being mopped off this movie's brow. What a drag. Can't wait to see what Mr. Rush Hour 2 does with Kelsey Grammar as Beast.

GOD we're dorky.

October 14, 2005

Sometimes this shit baffles us.

By now you've seen the advertisements for Domino, the new Tony Scott film starring Keira Knightly as the real-life bounty hunter Domino Harvey. So what's with the complete bi-polar breakdown every critic in America seems to be having over this movie? It's confusing us! In this situation, the reader gets confused because on the one hand, it's this totally fucking amazing movie where Kiera Knightley is badass and tough as nails. On the other hand we have the view that she is a nothing actress and everything she does in this movie is fake and devoid of anything one would call emotion. These critics should seriously sit down and discuss why they feel this way because we find it interesting and confusing at the same time. Planetarium tends to think that a bad performance is a bad performance. After all, nobody denies that Gregory Peck in To Kill A Mockingbird is anything less than amazing. And everyone can agree that Tara Reid in Alone In The Dark is absolutely cancer inducing. So what the fuck- sit each other down and have it out as to why you think this way and have a fucking good old fashioned argument because seriously! Do we go see it or not?!?!

October 12, 2005

Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?!

Bush Reassures Conservatives Once Again on Court Nominee
From the NYT:
The president said that Harriet Miers's religion was pertinent to the overall discussion about her.

WTF?!?! Why the fuck isn't anyone screaming bloody murder about this? Her fucking RELIGION is going to be OVERTLY pertinent to the debate? Um, hello, veto? It's gotten to the point where he can try to appease the crazy right-wingers pointing out that she has no credenitals whatsoever to make her deserving of a nomination by saying she's a FUCKING CRAZY FUNDAMENTALIST NUT?!?!?! Oh, thank God for the middle-of-the-road nominee, huh, liberals?!!? I swear to God, this fucking country never fails to underwhelm me. Wait, that's not true. Only it's leadership.

October 11, 2005

Poly Psych

The Valerie Plame story officially became interesting again today. As Steve Perry notes at The Blotter, there's an idea surfacing that may nail Rove, Libby, AND even Ms. "I'm Innocent!" Judith Miller's collective asses to the wall. We can only hope.

October 08, 2005

Get some Woody

You can check out the trailer for the new Woody Allen movie Match Point, and go see HEY come back here! No, seriously, this movie got crazy buzz at Cannes, and it looks like there's a very good reason: Allen finally made a great movie again. None of that "wacky comedy!" crap he's been spewing out for the past few years, this looks like an almost noir-ish serious film, and it's supposed to kick unholy ass. We really hope so- it'd be a shame for the Wood-man to end his career with the kind of tripe he's made since the late 90's.

October 05, 2005

Awwwww....

Check out a recently re-vamped trailer for The Shining, the feel-good movie of the year. This trailer knocked our socks off. It looks like the perfect family film!

Let's Live it Out, Bitch!

Those of you who took to heart our year's-best-albums list back in January will recall that among the top five was a little gem by a band called Metric entitled Old World Underground, Where Are You Now? The album was great, but we are pleased to report that their new one, Live it Out (released today) just may surpass the first one in terms of quality and sheer ass-kickery. The angular guitar hooks, keyboard, and bad-ass vocals are all still in place, but they explore a bit more territory this time, a little artier. a little angrier, but still some of the catchiest new-wave-meets-seventies art rock music you could imagine. This is definitely a Planetarium pick of the litter, so go get it today.

October 03, 2005

Crazy McGee for Supreme Court

Well, they wanted somebody who's totally an insane right-winder, and surprise, surprise, we get a nominee whose positions om, well, everything are completely unknown. Vote to start worrying.

October 02, 2005

"Take Me Where I Cannot Stand..."

Okay. Here's the thing: first of all, apologies for the delay since the last posting. This is way longer of a gap than you're used to, and there's no excuse for that kind of rudeness. However, those of you who are regular readers, you probably noticed a not-coincidental overlap between the gap in posting and the release of a certain film. And yes, your hunch was right.

We had planned to write about Serenity immediately after seeing the film when it opened on Friday. After all, we've talked about it for months, we've forced down your throat links to interviews with Joss Whedon, Firefly figurines, and just about anything else even vaguely related that's come down the pipeline. So how come we blew it? How come we didn't get our backs right back home and, to coin a popular phrase, "blog the crap out of this"?

The fact is, we were a little too moved.

Yeah, that's right, you heard correctly. (Or read, we should say.) Serenity is the best time we've had at a movie for quite some time. It made us laugh, it made us cry, it did everything a classic American film is supposed to do, and it did it with its big ol' geeky heart shining proudly on its sleeve where it belongs. This is an epic film, in the best sense of the word. It creates an entire universe, gives it a mythos, gives it a history, and most importantly, gives you a group of people that you can care deeply about, because every single move they make, you can understand completely why they made it. A group of people who you would want to look at and call your friends. All the times you've ever been with someone you care about, and you think to yourself "no matter what, I've got that person's back," this movie is for you. Oh, and it's also a giant sci-fi space western soap opera action flick that blows up more spaceships than books you've read.

Serenity's tagline is "You Can't Stop the Signal", and aside from being a fairly obvious metaphor for the transition of a cancelled TV show into a big-budget Hollywood flick, the motto also holds true for the plot and the underlying theme. The movie reminds us that some things are more important than our own self-interest, even when we'd like to pretend they aren't. And it does so while entertaining the hell out of you. Manohla Dargis in the New York Times says that the movie is everything that George Lucas' last three films wish they were, and she's right. We don't want to give away any spoilers. especially for the diehard fans, but man oh man- this one will tug at the heartstrings. Aside from a fairly out-of-character soliloquoy from Mal at the end of the movie, the film doesn't hit a single wrong note. It's the best American film this year by far- and that's really saying something, because right before we saw it we were about to post a little note explaining why A History of Violence is the best American film this year. (More on that one soon, by the way.) But for now, just know- this is one for the ages. Go see it; we'll talk later.