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March 31, 2004

Air America...or at least 5 cities, right guys?

Today is the bold new launch of the exciting new liberal talk radio network, Air America, the new venture that's conquering America by way of...um.....New York, California, uh....oooh! Boston, too! heh-heh.....did we mention it's new?

Seriously, though, they better get their act off the ground and into the heartland, because, damn, let's go. Pretty good article about it here. They don't even list the online site for it, however, which is annoying, because we were looking forward to hearing the lovely voice of Jeanene Garafalo tonight. Sigh. Someday....

March 29, 2004

Call to arms

Everyone's getting good and p.o.'d regarding the White House's latest character assassination attempt- and the good news is, this time it just doesn't seem to be sticking. From Paul Krugman's latest piece, to Bush Wars, to our good buddy Atrios, it seems that the administration finally bumped up against a strong enough contender that they can't just make up lies about him and make it stick. It helps that the guy's squeaky-clean enough that he's actually decided to fight back and lead the charge against Bush and Co., calling for all his classified documents to be opened up to the light of day, so that everyone can se just how right he is. The White House can't be too pumped about that fact. Go, Richard Clarke, go! We might even buy your book!

March 27, 2004

Because we know who you are

That's right, we know what a large percentage of our readers are big ol' nerds, and this is for you.

March 26, 2004

Friday

Usually, Fridays are a disaster, both for Planetarium and the nation, as the White House dumps all the really fucked-up things they did into the Friday news cycle so nobody will be talking about it at the watercooler the next day. But today, we've got a balanced bag of goodies from the getting-less-impressive-every-day New York Times:

1. Dems are finally getting some guts to block the judicial nominees. After rolling rolling over for all but 3 of the 100+ totally evil guys Bush has been stacking benches with, the recent weakening of the Bush corp. over the press corp. is emboldening them a wee bit. They're refusing to confirm any nominees unless Bush promises he won't name a bunch more while Congress is in recess.

2. Kerry's recovered from his 2 weeks incognito. After forgetting the fact that saying the same thing over and over drops you from the headlines quicker than an endorsement from Rupert Murdoch, Kerry has come back with a nice piece of fluff that gets a good headline: Kerry plan to deal with jobs moving overseas. Yes, Virginia, there IS an election decided by the economy.

3. new Krugman. Yay!

March 25, 2004

Writer's Bloque

Planetarium is a little bit obsessed these days, and with good reason: we're all reading Philip Roth's Pulitzer-Prize-winning American Pastoral. This fairly simple story of a Jewish father whose American dream turns into a nightmare (ouch, we apologize for that one, we've clearly been doing too many reviews lately) is definitely one of the more impressive novels we've come across of late. It's the kind of book we all want to be reading all the time, but rarely are: that great book that inspires us to think and be moved simultaneously, political and personal, weighty yet compulsively readable, the kind of novel you'd like to think of yourself as being capable of writing, yet know you aren't. Seeing as how we always want to be reading this kind of book, how come we rarely are? And television is no longer as good an excuse as it once was.

March 23, 2004

Gusher No Binds Me!!!! What?!?!

Now, you all are certainly well aware that here at Planetarium, we try to make it our business to inform anyone and everyone within shouting distance that Japanese cinema has been experiencing a renaissance for the past few years, on par wth the great American one of the 70's. From the most riveting family dramas, to a particular rebirth in suspense, sci-fi, and thrillers, Japan has been kicking our ass lately. Planetarium has had naysayers come to it with "Oh yeah? Well, what about big crazy special-effects action movies? Huh, smart guys? Huh?" To which we respond, "um, do you mean, like, Titanic?" Having good taste is rough sometimes, we know.

And so, with the poor segue of ZING!- we turn your attention to a trailer we were just tipped off to by a buddy over at Ain't It Cool, who has alerted us to the coolest-looking, weirdest, craziest action-cyber-arty-thingie film to come along the pike in some time. We have no idea what it's like, who made it, or what it's about. All we have is the name of it: Gusher No Binds Me. Click on there, and it will take you to the most intriguing thing we've seen in awhile.

New Krugman

Go!!!!

March 22, 2004

DJs of the Universe, unite!

Seems like everybody's looking for a copy of the DJ Dangermouse record these days...if you want a copy, email us here and we'll see to it you're directed to the proper folks....Planetarium doesn't feel like getting sued, so sorry for the lack of putting up a direct link to The Grey Album. You won't be disappointed by it, however. Great stuff, even if it's not usually your bag.

March 21, 2004

It's arty French guy-lovin' time

Michael Gondry, folks, deserves your attention. We here at Planetarium think that this little Frenchman has it in the palm of his hand, and you should all take a good look. There are several ways to do this.

1. Michael Gondry's DVD, a collection of the music videos he's directed. A wonderful introduction to his visual styles, sensibility, and aesthetics.

2. His first film, Human Nature, which some like. Yeah, it's like that.

3. His new movie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Planetarium just saw this a short while ago, so it's too soon for a review, because we're still digesting it. Wow. Check it out, and let us know what your take on it is.

4. If you need a quick-fix, there's this cute video for a song from the film by the Polyphonic Spree. Enjoy.

March 20, 2004

Our Favorite News of the Day

We're fans of this rather amusing piece. Bush campaign gear was made in Burma. His campaign store sells a pullover from nation whose products he has banned from being sold in the U.S.


BY LAUREN WEBER
STAFF WRITER, NEWSDAY.COM

March 18, 2004, 9:49 PM EST

The official merchandise Web site for President George W. Bush's re-election campaign has sold clothing made in Burma, whose goods were banned by Bush from the U.S. last year to punish its military dictatorship.

The merchandise sold on www.georgewbushstore.com includes a $49.95 fleece pullover, embroidered with the Bush-Cheney '04 logo and bearing a label stating it was made in Burma, now Myanmar. The jacket was sent to Newsday as part of an order that included a shirt made in Mexico and a hat not bearing a
country-of-origin label.


(more)

The Bush merchandise is handled by Spalding Group, a
20-year-old supplier of campaign products and services
in Louisville, Ky., that says it worked for the last
five Republican presidential nominees.

Ted Jackson, Spalding's president, said, "We have
found only one other in our inventory that was made in
Burma. The others were made in the U.S.A." He said the
company had about 60 of thefleece pullovers in its
warehouse, and that a supplier included the Burma
product by mistake.

Bush campaign officials did not return calls seeking
comment. The imports are potentially an issue because
outsourcing has become a hot political topic in the
election.

Bush last July signed into law the Burmese Freedom and
Democracy Act, saying "The United States will not
waver from its commitment to the cause of democracy
and human rights in Burma."

Violators of the import ban are subject to fines and
jail, according to the U.S. Treasury Department.

Burmese textile workers earn as little as 7 cents per
hour, according to the National Labor Committee, a
human rights group.

"If it is true, it is very contradictory because the
sanctions were imposed by the Bush administration,"
said Bo Hla-Tint, a spokesman for the Burmese
government-in-exile in Washington, D.C.

Spalding, which works exclusively with Republican
candidates at both local and national levels, tries to
order American-made products, Jackson said. "Our first
effort is always to source things from the U.S., but
not a lot of garments are made in the U.S. Friday," he
said. He said all embroidery is done in the United
States.

The Bush-Cheney fleece pullovers were imported to the
United States by Denver-based Colorado Trading &
Clothing. President Jeff Schmitt said Thursday the
pullovers were included in one of the last shipments
brought in from Burma last year before Sept. 1, when
the import ban went into effect. "It's a terrible
irony" that the Burmese jacket landed at Newsday, he
said.

Schmitt said Colorado Trading employs an agent in Asia
who conducts checks of factory conditions.

Human rights watcher Charles Kernaghan, director of
the National Labor Committee, said the slip-up showed
a lack of conviction on the administration's part.
"Given the debate about outsourcing, it's amazing that
the campaign would be selling stuff made in the most
brutal country on earth, known for things like child
labor and sexual slavery," he said. "It shows a crude
indifference to this issue."

The National Basketball Association recently vowed to
stop selling Burmese-made sweatshirts after a campaign
by the NLC.

Last week, Newsday ordered a hat, T-shirt and fleece
pullover or jacket from both the Bush and Kerry
campaign stores. The Bush merchandise - which totaled
$81.85 - arrived this week. The Kerry products, worth
$62, have yet to arrive because the fleece jacket was
on back order, according to Financial Innovations, the
company that licenses and sells Kerry merchandise on
the Web site www.kerrygear.com.

The campaigns receive no profits from the merchandise
because of federal election regulations.

The Kerry merchandise was made in the United States,
according to Mark Weiner, the president of Financial
Innovations. The company, whose employees belong to
the Communications Workers of America Union, sources
most of its merchandise from union factories.

"It's becoming more difficult to find American-made
union product, especially in textiles, but you just
have to look. We pay more money for them, so we make a
smaller profit margin," said Paul McConnell, Financial
Innovations' vice president.

Copyright ? 2004, Newsday, Inc.

March 18, 2004

Best New Time-Waster

Mouse Mini-golf. It took us three tries to break par.

The Devil and Mr. McCain

John McCain still confuses the hell out of us here at Planetarium. Every once in a while, he goes and does something like this (standing up for John Kerry). Yet for all the supposed brains the man shows, we can't possibly understand how it isn't rending his soul in two by following it up with supporting this administration on nearly evrything they do. Clearly, either a very smart politician or very soulless. Oops- no need to repeat ourselves, we suppose.

March 16, 2004

All Apologies

Sorry everyone, but we here at Planetarium had to decided a three-day weekend to clear our heads. It seems that our swelling base of support was a little too much for our humble server, and so down they went. So sorry.

But back we are, with a nice sampler platter of items and issues to tickle your fancy. Or perhaps we're just still p.o.'d we all flunked out of maitre' d school. Anyone's call, really.

1. Dawn of the Dead is coming to a theater near you this Friday, and has been almost universally stamped with the seal of approval form those who know what's what. Considering the hot streak Planetarium has been on, recommendations-wise, this should be a no-brainer. Hey, how about that, zombie movie references come merely unbidden by now.

2. From the cover story of the Times today:

"Bush's Campaign Emphasizes Role of Leader in War"
To quote Steve Perry, "People don't want to hear that shit any more." This is gonna backfire on him as the bodies keep mounting.

3. We really liked Things You Shouldn't Do to Baby Chickens at first, but rather quickly it proves the old saw that cute animals are more important than ugly ones, because, come on, it's so cute. The Jesus one is pretty good though.

March 11, 2004

'nuff said.

AwfulPlasticSurgery.com

March 10, 2004

A VS. P

We don't want to give it away. All we're going to say right now is that there is an online-only trailer for this film for a limited time, that you should really go check out. It's quite true that this film was clearly made possible by the wild success of Freddy Vs. Jason last fall. It's also possible that you feel that things like this are a trashy, lowbrow waste of time. Or, if you're like Planetarium, you think that things like this are trashy, lowbrow, wildly entertaining (and usually very clever) bundles of fun. And you'd be right. So give it a chance, eh? (If it doesn't look appealing to you, we're guessing you haven't seen Freddy Vs. Jason yet either, huh.)

March 09, 2004

Kerry On, My Wayward Son

Pretty nice little update by Steve Perry here at Bush Wars. Again, let us sound our clarion call of support for this man, who, for Planetarium's money, churns out some of the most astute (and frighteningly accurate) political analysis in the country. And he's all ours, Twin Cities. Perry is like Planetarium, only better and not being quite so cynical. In fact, one could do worse for the great balance of cynicism and faith than to go back and read his now-classic essay on why we should give up on the Democratic Party. And coming from someone who has said he's voting for Kerry, you just know it gets it right.

Heir Is 'Teed (get it?)

It's pretty funny that we're chiding Mr. Ex-Haiti leader for this. As TCB puts it, "So Bush and company overthrow a democratically elected president and then chastise him for claiming he's in charge? Isn't that what they did to Gore?"

Actually, Planetarium is somewhat conflicted about this. On the one hand, if the U.S. really did force the guy out, that's pretty screwed-up. On the other hand, a rebellion that's supported by over 80% of your country sounds pretty darn democratic to us. Yeah, there's some bad guys in the armed forces. But there's also some pretty bad guys in the armed forces, if you get our point.

March 08, 2004

The Battle Of Los Angeles

Perhaps we're all just pessimists, or maybe you caught Planetarium in a particularly cynical moment, but does anyone really think for a moment that George Bush will not be President again come November? That he and his vast right-wing conspiracy will allow John Kerry to become President in the fall? That they won't do whatever it takes, up to and including fixing the capture of Osama bin Laden, passing a new round of tax cuts, or tampering with ballot machines in order to do whatever is necessary to win the election? Sure, there may be some harping on illegal election activities, or denying tens of thousands of African-Americans the right to vote again, but unless there is some actual proof of these actions, nothing will change, and Dubya will again preside over four more years of destroying this country. Or, given the sadder alternative, the right will decide it's in theirbest interest to let Kerry preside over the next four years of inflation, unemployment, and unless the National Democratic Committee grows a heart or soul (neither very likely), the Republicans will coast to an easy 2008 win and demonstrate once again that they're much better at taking the reins than some mopey, weak-willed centrists. If you have an argument against these scenarios, please bring it up, because frankly, we're all out of ideas over here.

March 05, 2004

Better than Jackie O. dying!

That's right, every so rarely there's justice, and as the headline to this story (which will warm your heart) reads "Martha Stewart Found Guilty On All Four Counts", you can clearly see that some just desserts have been richely served. There's a lot of malarky in the press about how the pleasure people are taking in her downfall is because she's a powerful woman. Planetarium respectfully disagrees. This Newport-bred bitch is going to jail, and it warms our hearts.

Next up: We're coming for Kenneth Lay with an Uzi.

March 04, 2004

'Punisher' Trailer...Quicktime!

Okay, after viewing this latest trailer for Marvel's next film, Planetarium feels very torn about whether or not it will be good. On one hand, we have a couple of cool-looking shots, paired with an actor who's always been pretty great in everything. And it's looking faithful, if you're a nerd and care- still got the ad space on his t-shirt apparently rented by Skeletor.

ON THE OTHER HAND, it has some rather large strikes against it. Travolta as the bad guy? That's usually movie-code for "Do Not See This". And the cliches: Butterfly knife? Check. Slow-mo jump-kick? Check. Detonating a car right behind him while calmly walking away? Check. Just once, we'd like to see the hero twitch after an explosion and say, "My Goodness, that was loud!" And the inevitable butt-rock soundtrack doesn't bode well, either. As of now, we give it a 50/50 chance to be either X-Men or......(shudder).....Daredevil.

March 03, 2004

...And then there was one

Gosh, shocking, John Kerry is the nominee. What the Democratic party needs is its own, smarter version of a Karl Rove. Because right now, all they have is the DLC, which, let's face it, is absolutely dreadful at anything resembling serious campaigning. They're extremely good at preserving their own jobs, and keeping major corporate donors contributing, but that's about as far as it goes, and that will help you win....approximately zero states. Remember the smart fellas who ran the Clinton White House? Stephenopoulous et al? Where's a deiabolical political op when you need one?

March 01, 2004

Right On

And the reason that mainstream media doesn't give a voice to guys like this is...??

Oscar the Grouch

Now that this year's Academy Awards are over and done, Planetarium again picking nine of the ten major awards correctly, it's time to quickly revisit what we've learned from the past year's contention:

1) Clint Eastwood makes good film, but darned if he isn't a raging mysogynist.

2) Charlize Theron again proved that by daring to actually look ugly on camera, Hollywood will give you its highest honor.

3) Sean Penn is a bad-ass.

Feel free to chime in with any other lessons we're glossing over.

New Krugman

Go!!!